Bajrangi Bhaijaan- Is Janam mein babuji kya, agar khud Bajrang Bali bhi aayein, to woh bhi mujhe tumse shaadi karne se nahi rok sakte
Satyagraha- Hum jis raaste ko apnate hai ... woh utna hi important hai jitni hamari manzil
Talaash: Dukaan khuli nahi toh saala curfew lag gaya and Nark mein hoon ... par swarg ka raasta jaanti hoon
Heroine- Aap media waalon ko film scripts likhni chahiye, Heroine ne gaadi li to businessman ne gift kar di, Diamond khareeda to engagement ho gayi, Hospital gaye check up ke liye to abortion ho gaya, LA gaye to surgery karwa li, Aur agar god forbid Dubai gayi, to uska rate card ban jaata hai.
Agent Vinod- Get lost, I am not your property… bloody reptile. I just want die… no, actually, I just want to get drunk.
Ek Main Aur Ekk Tu- Tumhare pass job nahi hain, mere jaise bewakoof se shaadi kar chuke hai, aura b mujhe advice le rahe ho jaise ki main Riana Braganza nahi rajneesh osho
Ra.One : Tere baap ka bhochad. Tere tau ka poda. Condom condom
Golmaal 3- Wife dil hai toh husband dhadka, wife diya hai toh husband Diwal, wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali
We Are Family- You should never say never
3 Idiots- Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai
Kambakkht Ishq- Agar stuntman ko acting aati ... to woh hero nahi ban jaate and "Juice, coffee, tea… or ME?"
Golmaal Returns- Hai bhagwan, itni jaldi bula liya unko… yeh kaisi kasautii hai zindagi ki (cries) Lucky, tujhe bhi yakeen nahi ho raha hai na ki tere jiju nahi rahe… tujhe yakeen karna padega (cries) Lucky, kya dhoond rahe ho? Aapni jiju ki ek photo dewaar pe lagane k liye? Mere pass unki ek solo snap hai…
Jab We Met- Main apni favorite hoon
Ab toh mera haath chhod do ... itni bhi sundar nahin hoon main
Bachpan se hi naa ... mujhe shaadi karne ka bahut craze hai, my god
Sikhni hoon main ... Bhatinda ki!
kutte kutte ullu ke patte you bastard saale sooar ki aulaad tujhe kya laga tu mujhe chod dega toh main zindagibhar tadapti rahungi tadpega tu kamine keede padenge tere upar kutte ki maut marega aur marne ke baad hamesha hamesha ke liye nark ki aag mein jalega teri maa kiiii
Omkara- Chaand jab aadha ho jaave hai na ... toh bhi chaand hi kehlave hai
Bewafaa- Ek biwi bewafaa ho sakti hai ... ek ladki, ek premika bewafaa ho sakti hai ... par ek maa bewafaa nahi ho sakti
Aitraaz- Jab pati par kisi bala ka saaya pad jata hai ... tab patni hi uski nazar utarti hai
Dev- Kisi ek insaan ki jaan lena ... matlab puri insaaniyat ko maar dalna hai
Chameli- Yeh bolta hai haat mat lagao…. Duniya haath lagane ke liye paisa deti hai!
Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon- A son is a son till he gets himself a wif, but a daughter is a daughter all her life
Mujhse Dosti Karoge!- Agar purani yaadon ke saath rahoge ... toh nayi yaadein kaise pehda karoge?
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham- Mere saath prom jaane ke liye tum sabko teen departments mein brilliant hona chahiye ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks