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Charlie Sheen gets roasted

11th September 2011

(Cover) - EN Showbiz - Charlie Sheen laughed his way through his Comedy Central roast last night.

The star's wild antics and unusual personal life have assured him a place in the headlines throughout the year. He's spent time in rehab, been sacked from TV show Two and a Half Men, got divorced and proudly told the world he was living with two women although both have now left him.

All this and more was brought up at the comedy roast last night. Guests were ushered into their seats by beautiful women in headdresses. They were made to look like goddesses, in reference to the two women Charlie was once in a relationship with. He called them his "two goddesses".

Charlie's ex-wife Brooke Mueller was in attendance. The two has twin sons together and a rumoured to be reconciling. Although Brooke laughed her way through the event she was the butt of many of the jokes, with several of the comedians bringing up her and Charlie's high-profile domestic abuse case.

"She's not very bright unless Charlie's throwing a lamp at her," said Jeffrey Ross.

"Charlie's meltdown was so bad Al Gore is making a documentary about it. Charlie if you're winning,' something is wrong with the scoreboard. If you're winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. The only time your kids get to see you is in reruns don't you want to live to see their first 12 steps?"

Host reworked Amy Winehouse's, changing just three things gender, where he died and a reference to "a talent who will be missed".

Jon Lovitz deadpanned: "How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men"

Also in attendance was boxer Mike Tyson, who appeared nervous as he gave his speech. Jackass star Steve-O also spoke as did Kate Walsh and Amy Schumer.

At the end of the event Charlie gave a speech, in which he admitted hearing other people's opinions on him had given him food for thought.

"Until tonight I never realised how f**ked up I was. I just thought I was having fun," he laughed. "Once again, I come out unscathed. You can't hurt me. I can't kill me Did you really think your little jokes were going to hurt me? I did porn stars I did drugs. Then I did the one thing everybody in America wishes he could do. I told my boss to f**k off. And then it was gone I'm done with the winning' because I've already won." (C) Cover Media

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